the yellow kid

At a big yellow hospital there was a tiny person riding roller skates and on top of the hospital was a big blue pool. The person riding the roller skates went up to the pool and took his roller skates off and went for a swim. He swam sixteen laps of the pool in is yellow swimming costume, it was amazing he did this as he had only just come out of hospital after a skin problem turned him yellow and roller skates were stuck to his feet. In the future he will not swim in the pool with his roller skates again but he did.

the bad striker

At a big green soccer field, a soccer team was training before a soccer game. The coach was yelling at the players to work harder.

“Work harder, work harder, if you want to win this game!”

Before the referee blew the whistle, the players had a five-minute talk. The captains walked up to the referee to do the coin toss. The referee blew the whistle to start. The player kicked the ball to the midfielder. Then the striker kicked it too hard and it went out of the field and landed in the crowd and hit someone.

“But I didn’t mean to hit it that hard,” said the striker.

The Dead Monster

Once upon a time, there was a big monster climbing up a tree, but all you could see was its arms because it was very skinny. What the monster didn’t know was that the tree was in someone’s yard. The grumpy owner of the yard was as violent as a tiger stuck in a cage. “Get out of my yard!” yelled the grumpy owner as he aimed his shotgun at the monster’s arms. The monster became angry like a demon when he heard those words. The grumpy owner shot his gun at the monster. The monster fell to the ground.


Underwater Song

One night at 12:00 a white octopus was playing the piano in the ocean in his house while the fish were sleeping and then he started playing a very bad song. The song was squeaky because the piano was out of tune, the fish around the piano were scared, swimming around fast, trying to get rid of their stress. The water became very wavy and bubbly. The fish were trying to be gentle as they were bumping into each other. The piano was springing off the ocean floor because the octopus was playing it so hard. “Stop!” yelled the octopus to himself, but he couldn’t stop.